Poorly thought-out cover letters

Hilarious cover letters courtesy of Joey Comeau, creator of A Softer World webcomic.

A clip:

So I’m not pretending. I drink to ignore my problems. I spend more time with my computer than with my friends. I don’t have a very good relationship with women. I am angry and lonely, but I can wash dishes just fine. I’m being honest. Please don’t be an asshole about this.

Funny stuff. Link.