I went about it all wrong!

No Wonder I'm Not A Rock Star. Firstly, I Never Typed In All Capitalized Words, Like This Would-Be Impresario. TheInternetBand Don't get scared. He can't hurt you if you don't send him $4000 to join his band. But his site is an enjoyable creepy read.

I Am Getting 100+ Clicks To The Website Daily And About 2 Emails Daily To Me. I Am Getting Alot Of People Now Sending Me Their Phone Numbers To Talk To Them. There Is Nothing To Talk About Now. I Can Safely Say That None Of You Are Even The Best Singer Or Musician Or Songwriter In Your Own State. But I Can 99.9999% Say That I Have The Best Collection Of Rock And Pop Song Ideas Of Anyone In The World. Now Here Is An Example Of Your Thinking Compared To Mine. I Just Had This Girl Email Me Recently. She Sent Some Photos. She Was 21 And Cute. She Claimed She Was A Really Really Good Rock Singer. She Said She Loves Classic Rock Music. I Didn't Ask To Hear What She Sounded Like For Now. Well I Figured I Gotta Have Some Females In The Group. I Really Want All Singer Songwriters For The Group. But I Told Her If She Learns How To Drum She Can Be The Co-Drummer In The Band. I Will Give Her 6 Months To Learn Something. I Told Her Thats What Madonna Did. I Think A Female Drummer Is Sexy And Cool. And If She Can Really Sing Good. It Will Be A Big Bonus And She'll Get To Sing. Well She Didn't Like That And Said No Thanks. Anyway I Just Figured If She Was A Good Singer What Is She Maybe The 4,000th Best Rock And Pop Singer In The U.S.A. But If She Learns Something Unique For A Female Like Drumming She Could Be One Of The Top 10 Female Rock Singer Drummers In The U.S.A. She's Still The Same Singer But Now Would Have Much More Value To Any Band. There Are Some Other Examples. Why Do You Even Ask Me For Advice? Again I Have Been Songwriting Longer Then Most Of You Have Been Alive. And Again Most All Songwriters Lose Their Ability After Age 37 To 40. Ok. What Did Any Of The Rock Legends Do After Age 40? Compared To Their Prime Years They Did Crap. Garbage. Junk. Now Me, I've Been Writing Steady, No Pressure. No Slow Period. I Have Been Trying Anything That I Can Think Of To Stay Creative. Eating Right And Exercise, Vitamins And Being In Love And Getting Dumped And Other Little Things. And Now This Strategy. Hey Its Really Working Good For Me. There Has Never Been Any Drugs Or Alcohol Used. Ok Now For The Bad News. If You Read All My Text Now And Still Don't Believe It Then Thats Your Problem And Thats Fine With Me. So From Today Feb 11th Till Sept 1st, 2007 The Cost To Get Into The Group Is One Thousand Dollars Within 60 Days And Four Thousand More Paid By September 1st, 2007. Then Three Hundred Dollars Per Month For Living Expenses. Why Pay Berklee 39 Thousand Dollars!

Desmond Does Not Approve!