I’m a Monster! A MONSTER! Part two

Man, what is up with the evil pollen in this beautiful city? I awoke with a strange feeling in my eye, as though it was sore from being slept on. I rubbed it without effect. Knowing what I’d see, I got up to look in the mirror. Lo and behold, allergies have swollen my upper eyelid. I look like a Vulcan! The swelling is pushing my eyebrow up into a permanent Mr. Spock arch. And the bulging eyelid makes me look utterly demonic.

I had all sorts of lovely plans today which I will have to reconsider unless I want to be stared at by friends and passersby alike. Quasimodo probably got a lot of housecleaning done, though… so perhaps it’s a sign.

Meh.